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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I spy...NASA??

So I was casually checking my blog's traffic report, you know, what IP's have been frequenting and when and how did they arrive...I can't help it, it's intriguing to me that someone would google "mulching lawn mower" or "evangelical ministers" or "bone marrow babies"and land at my humble little blog. I also like to check em out to see who they may be, when possible. Recently I've noticed a return visitor that is quite interesting. I don't know if I should hide or laugh or turn into a conspiracy theorist. Someone from NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center, in Laurel, MD, just outside of Washington, D.C. has been stopping by...iiiiiiiinteresting, very interesting indeeeeeeeeed! Since NASA has been snooping around my blog, I thought I'd snoop around their site. I found that they are hiring for some positions, no doubt they need to replace all of those 3rd floor employees over at Cleveland's Glenn Research Center that suddenly and mysteriously developed one form of cancer or another during the past 3 or 4 years. Hmmmmm...Maybe I don't want that high paying job at NASA afterall. Not that I'd ever pass their interview process...I've got way to many skeletons in my closet. No security clearance for an ex party girl like myself, no matter how smart and geeky and tech savvy I may turn out to be. IQ-schmyque when it comes to government jobs, after all. I mean, look at our current administration. Georgie boy can't form complete sentences and his entire cabinet falls into formation spewing back rehersed malarkey. Repeating lies and garbage like parrots on a perch, that's no thought process, just a small step above a head nod in agreeance with everything. No such thing as global warming, gays are undermining the social fabric of our country, let the poor die without insurance, WMD's are in Iraq, puh-lease!
Ah, but I digress.
NASA.
What is so interesting about my site that NASA is visiting? And returning on multiple occasions? And staying for several minutes, hoping around, from entry to entry to, what I can only assume, read different posts I've written. I'd like to think I'm such a wonderfully captivating writer, photographer and artist that the brightest minds of our country over there at NASA couldn't help but be interested in my little corner of the blogosphere here, with all of my wisdom and insight into the physiology of the cosmos. But I've not yet become that delusional nor that senile. I AM just a little bit paranoid though. I did, after all, buy those Cat Stevens CD's, AFTER he was banned from the USA, which Wifey swears put me on the FBI-watch list too...hmmmm...maybe she IS onto something ;)

10 cookies cracked:

Jay said...

I've had visitors on my blog from the pentagon, the CIA, the office of the Speaker of the House and Office of Management and Budget. I kind of have this vision of a bunch of gov't employees sitting at a pub drinking beer talking about my blog. Not sure if they would be saying nice things or bad things. I'll assume bad things. ;-)

WomensDaily said...

It makes me laugh what people google and end up on my blog. I'm really curious how that manages to happen lol.

Leah J. Utas said...

NASA, hmm. Good for you!

gary rith said...

Fortune cookies, I know who it is, based on pics on his blog and where he told me he lives:
G-MAN
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Caught him!

Leighann said...

I was thinking maybe it was G-man too! We'll have to ask him!

Interesting nonetheless. I check my site meter every few days, the most humorous search that brought someone to my blog was: "What color should my balls be?"

Um, dude, if you don't know you probably shouldn't have them! *gigglesnort*

Karen said...

I was going to say I bet the NASA employee was G-man. LOL.

How funny.

Fortune Cookies said...

Jay - CIA, Speaker of the House...Oh man, did you buy Cat Stevens' CDs too?

womensdaily - I hear yah, sometimes when I see a crazy google search term that landed someone on my page, I try to replicate it to see if another similar crazy serch term will direct me to me and viola' sometimes it actually does!

lju- I'm not sure if that's good for me or not! ;)

gary - are we sure it's not YOU??? lol ;)

leighann - thats pretty bad! the oddest search term I've found for mine was "bone my wife" and somehow that lead to my blog.

Karen - haha, seems that's the general consensus, maybe it IS G-Man!

Tink said...

We're all just office people, no matter who we work for, trying to sneak in blog time while at work. :)

gary rith said...

oh right, like I have a f#cking JOB? at NASA????? perhaps a closer reading of pottersblog would show......

Fortune Cookies said...

tink - true, true...

gary - a closer look would show that you suspiciously don't have any ALIEN pottery over there ;) hehehe