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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Billy Ray called, he want's his do back

I made an amazing discovery this morning on the way to work: The MULLET is alive and well in 2008! Who knew?
I casually glanced over at the car next to us at the traffic light and, my oh my! There was a woman(?) talking on her(?) cell phone, which is a whole other issue by the way, sporting the full on Billy Ray Cyrus-do! Complete with Curly perm in the back!! I wanted to jump out of the car and run over to her(?) to stage an on the spot follicular- intervention, but the internet and my big comfy chair work awaited my arrival and I had calls to make this morning, TPS EOP reports to run and a boss waiting for me. Oh well, next time.
What did you see on your way to work this morning?

14 cookies cracked:

Jay said...

The mullet will never die! I keep thinking I should let my hair grow out and sport one myself! LOL ;-)

Karen said...

I love the lady mullet. Way sexier than the man mullet. Hot stuff.

Tink said...

The other night on the news they were talking about a dead body they'd found in the woods of a town about an hour from us and all I could say was, "Is that woman they're interviewing wearing a mullet?!" And then Hoop added, "Aw look, it matches her husband's!" Bleh.

WomensDaily said...

Why would someone do that to themselves. I don't get it.

gr said...

no no no, no f!cking mullets please. There was a dude at a Halloween party last year with a mullet, and when I said 'hey, nice mullet!' he didn't know what I was talking about....um, I guess it wasn't a costume.
Yeah, Jay, you and ME! Who can grow the better mullet by Halloween? And fortune cookie buys the winner a six pack!
What did I see on my way to work? I work here at home. BUT, while walking the dog earlier, I saw somebody had lost their breakfast on the sidewalk by the bus stop. Memorable....

gr said...

oh, right:
"business in front, party in back"
unh huh!

Fortune Cookies said...

jay - I suppose you're right, some things are just too evil to die!

Karen- have you been sniffing liquid paper?

tink- sounds like the people they catch on the local news here, usually it's someone missing a few teeth and wearing flannel in the summer

womensdaily- cause it's the all purpose do! like gr said...business in the front, party in the back! ;)

gr- does a joe dirt wig count? I'm partial to my new millenium hairstyle... And btw... you have the best morning commute, minus the tossed up b'fast, that is! Sigh, hopefully, one day soon I will work from home as well.

Real Live Lesbian said...

I think Karen *IS* sniffing Liquid paper.

There really are few things worse.

You should have follicullarly intervened. It was the right thing to do. Work can wait.

gr said...

yes, fortune cookie, I do, I live and work in heaven, and hopefully nobody barfed on heaven's sidewalks last night because the dogs want a walk

tt said...

I see mullets ALL the time ut here! I'm thinking Oklahoma is stuck in a time warp or something...
I'll see a guy in a cowboy hat with a ponytail hanging down his back and then he takes the hat off and WHAM......short do in front, mullet in back. It just looks stupid on a cowboy! :)

Fortune Cookies said...

rll- Ha! priorities, right?

gr- I'm sending vomit free sidewalk wishes your way!

tt- many mullets = SEEK SHELTER NOW! ;)

Reb said...

Right now I look like a poodle. I haven't gotten a hair cut since it started to grow back in. I trimmed the bangs 'cause they were driving me crazy, but I realized last week that I am now starting to play with the back...twisting the curls around my fingers and so on..that means it is time to chop it all off!

I don't know how many mullets are around here, I try to avoid looking at people that closely... not to mention I avoid the areas of the city where they might be prevalent ;)

gr said...

Fortune Cookie! Are you OK???? Missing you.....

tt said...

since I live in "ya'll" country...out here in elfingOklahoma...i see them all the time! What's up w/ that?? I think every other cowboy I see has one...of course it looks like long hair untill they take the hat off...gross!