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Showing posts with label NASA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NASA. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I spy...NASA??

So I was casually checking my blog's traffic report, you know, what IP's have been frequenting and when and how did they arrive...I can't help it, it's intriguing to me that someone would google "mulching lawn mower" or "evangelical ministers" or "bone marrow babies"and land at my humble little blog. I also like to check em out to see who they may be, when possible. Recently I've noticed a return visitor that is quite interesting. I don't know if I should hide or laugh or turn into a conspiracy theorist. Someone from NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center, in Laurel, MD, just outside of Washington, D.C. has been stopping by...iiiiiiiinteresting, very interesting indeeeeeeeeed! Since NASA has been snooping around my blog, I thought I'd snoop around their site. I found that they are hiring for some positions, no doubt they need to replace all of those 3rd floor employees over at Cleveland's Glenn Research Center that suddenly and mysteriously developed one form of cancer or another during the past 3 or 4 years. Hmmmmm...Maybe I don't want that high paying job at NASA afterall. Not that I'd ever pass their interview process...I've got way to many skeletons in my closet. No security clearance for an ex party girl like myself, no matter how smart and geeky and tech savvy I may turn out to be. IQ-schmyque when it comes to government jobs, after all. I mean, look at our current administration. Georgie boy can't form complete sentences and his entire cabinet falls into formation spewing back rehersed malarkey. Repeating lies and garbage like parrots on a perch, that's no thought process, just a small step above a head nod in agreeance with everything. No such thing as global warming, gays are undermining the social fabric of our country, let the poor die without insurance, WMD's are in Iraq, puh-lease!
Ah, but I digress.
NASA.
What is so interesting about my site that NASA is visiting? And returning on multiple occasions? And staying for several minutes, hoping around, from entry to entry to, what I can only assume, read different posts I've written. I'd like to think I'm such a wonderfully captivating writer, photographer and artist that the brightest minds of our country over there at NASA couldn't help but be interested in my little corner of the blogosphere here, with all of my wisdom and insight into the physiology of the cosmos. But I've not yet become that delusional nor that senile. I AM just a little bit paranoid though. I did, after all, buy those Cat Stevens CD's, AFTER he was banned from the USA, which Wifey swears put me on the FBI-watch list too...hmmmm...maybe she IS onto something ;)