I'm not the spring chicken I thought I was.
The epiphany came somewhere around the paragraph that started with:
"Middle aged couples, those age 35-65..."And suddenly I went,
"Holy SHIT! I'm friggin' MIDDLE AGED!"I thought surely that can't be right, and tried to push it out of my mind.
Later, when I went out with the Wifester to run some errands, I stopped in to buy some wine. The guy in front of me got carded, and I thought,
"huh, he looks about my age."So I began to fish out my own ID and had it in hand, prepared for the cashier's request...
Which never came.
I guess that settles it. I'm officially OLD.